Art or Graffiti

I took this photo on a wall around the corner of one of the old Maternity Hospitals in Cork city - Ireland.



I tought that it was cool, something eerry about it too. I have seen stuff like this on walls in Chernobyl.

http://www.funforever.net/wp-content/chernobyl.jpg

Anyway, there is another can of worms, people think because it's not in the papers or telly that it might be gone away - it's still there, and strangly it'll be there long after we are all gone.

http://www.26-04-1986.com/

Go to that site, it's not spam, or horrific, it's just eye opening.

Later

Deean

Nice Pic

A lot to be said about the above picture.
I'm just listening to Rodney Carrington and he is very very very funny.
I'll upload a few clips from him and let you have them.

I am keep thing this short, sorry, just mad busy.

De

Shitedrivers.com

Found this web site, and i thought it was perfect - he hates TAXI's and Hates gobshytes that don't use indicators, and Fools who don't know how to use Roundabouts.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not the best driver in the world, but sometimes it's about confidence rather then experiece. Someone driving for 30 years can be more of a danger then a learner driver. The learner driver has a tougher time getting his licence, and at this stage doesn't have as many bad habits as the 30 years driver.

Anyway, that's my rant for the day.

www.shitedrivers.com

This fella could be me!!!

My House & Garden

Just took this Pan Photo of my House & Garden and i am very proud of how it is starting to turn out.

Have a good one - Dean

Scrubs Season 6 Epp 11

Your Suicide Patient Is Waking Up And He Wants To Know Why His Lip Tastes Like Asphalt.

The above quote by Dr. Cox i thought was one of the funniest in a long time, but the worst thing was that i had a mouthfull of coffee at the time he said it, so now all i can smell is coffee - what with the rapid exit of hot coffee out my nose.

God i love that show.

Anyway, try and have a good a day as me - so far anyway.

Time Travel & UFOs

I was in the shower today and for some reason i had a thought. No idea where it came from, but it was a plausable idea.

You know the way people around the world have been spotting UFO's from time to time, and there are few or no actual ones caught on camera from outerspace.
I had a thought that somewhere in the future we invent Time Travel and UFO's are their mode of transport. That from time to time they come back to see how bad we were. you remember the "Roswell" thing. The way they found little bald things with massive heads etc. May they are just an evolved version of us - maybe thousands of years from now - we'll look like them. We were apes covered in hair a while back, and we are getting smaller in height now a days due to our diets and health.

I reckon i could be onto something with this idea.I mean, it's like all the other ideas out there, and this one - well could be true.
I often think and have said it before that Jesus was from the future, that everything he could do - Macoy could do. (Star Trek Doctor).

Think about it.

Pink Hair???

Have you ever seen such a silly looking woman in your life, i mena, pink hair!!

Anyway, saw Bourne Ultimatum last week - great movie, if you liked the others then you'll love this more.

Very good, and worth it to the end.

Other then that, not a lot happening, oh, went to a site an they were talking with the Indiana Jones 4 Cast - http://www.indianajones.com/site/index.html

I hopw to god this is worth it and not another Starwars - where they should have just left it alone rather then make a crock out of it.

Anyway, tomorrow i'll try and add a better pic.

Dean

50 First Dates

Ok i just added the image cause i thought it was hot and kind of funny no other reason.

I watched a movie over the weekend and i had forgotten how funny it was, in a romantic sort of way. 50 First Dates - Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Nice movie to watch and also a funny funny film. The trailer is below for those who have never seen it - the Duece Bigilo fella (Can't Think of his name) he cracks me up every time i see him on the screen.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/50_first_dates/medium.html

Anyway, have a good one - gotta go buy a Robus Joint Box for 10 LEDs for the bathroom.!

Ah Man - Tough Day

Having a bad day?? Well this pictur always gets me smiling - or at least some part of it. I love Hobbes in the top left with the "Ahh for christ sake" look on his face, or the top right Calvins "WTF" look.

Very good, so if you come across this page - try and smile.

Have a good one.

Spray More Get More

This is just false advertising. But funny.

Anyway, my poll isn't going down well. Not to worry, it could be it's location on the page - it can't be seen properly.

Or maybe my site is getting no traffic - which might be the case.

Have a good one.

I want to live on the right

Saw this - it's a National Geographic Study of Single People in the states.

Blue are the single men - red are the Single Women.

I think i'd live in New York.

Have a good one.
Dean

Flooring - How Boring - Yeah Right

This is the flooring i have put into the Playroom of our house - this is so cool.

Mad and crazy and full of colour - exactly what a play room should be - not tidy or controlled and certainly not safe. It's made for kids people.

I love it!!!!

Bourne & Calvin

I thought that the above was very funny.
I didn't intend for this blog to be about posting pics of funnies etc, it just seems that way at the minute.

So a little change i am adding a link to the new Bourne Ultimatum Movie - looks fantastic - if yo liked the others that is - i loved them.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/universal/thebourneultimatum/

Give it a look, gret selection of mivies comming in the next few weeks - Harry Potter, Transformers, Die Hard 4.0, Simpsons, I am Legend, Shrek 3 (already out). And later in Summer - Hitman - but i am disappointed that Vin Diesil isn't playing the part.

A good summer for movies, and next year looks good too - Indiana Jones 4, Batman Forever, Iron Man and Finally Wall-E (could be great).

Gotta go - Later

The Shins - Sleeping Lessons

http://www.box.net/index.php?rm=box_v2_download_shared_file&file_id=f_73508569

Got this and it's very good - give it a listen.

Anyway, all is good, just tired but house is nearly there - i'll do a video walkabout soon.

Dean

All good, nothing much to report, house and the house site is taking up most of my time these days - i won't know what to do with my time - spare or otherwise as soon as i am in the house.

Anyway, thought this was a good one, i like the little funnies, there are hundreds of sites out there with tonnes of funnies, mine is just short and sweet.

Calvin & Hobbes

This was just funny, i found a great site with a load of these strips on it, dating back to the first and i have yet to get past dec 86, cool.

Anyway, i'll be back later.

Dean

Sayings

Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers

Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart

Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza

Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry

Shes a face like a chewed toffee

Me mickeys so hard id club a whale

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

I left her with a face like a painters radio

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her.

Playlist

http://www.projectplaylist.com/

I eventually got this to work, and its great - there is a player running on the bottom of this page, and i just create a playlist and paste the code into a html section of the page elements.

Fantastic.

Cary Brothers

Got the new CD from Cary Brothers through the door the other day - fantastic, if you edver meet me, as me for a listen, or just go buy it online at

http://www.awarestore.com/item16398

only cost me 15 euro - to your door, and sooooo worth it, very cool music, and if you like scrubs, Garden State, Last kiss, and you liked the music, you'll love it.

Had a great weekend in the sun - have a good one, talk to you all later.

Dean


http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/paris-hilton-jail-p1.php

This is very funny - Paris Hilton Jail Song - Very Very funny - she is such a dumb ball rich brat, great to see justice can get everyone

I find Garfield one of my pet loves - don't like to admit it too often, but i have books dating back 20 years or so - i think he is just so carefree and sharp and would cut you down without even blinking.

Anyway - all is good. Saw Spiderman 3 and Pirates Of Car.. 3

Both great, Pirates was better, but only by a small bit - can't wait for Transformers, Fantastic 4 (2), oh and Bourne Ultimatum, Die Hard 4, Shrek 3, Harry Potter 6, and finally Indiana Jones 4 (Being Made)

One final thing - just a small bit for the lads, i was surfing/working hard, and came across a photo of Sophie Ellis Bextor. I think she is one of the best looking models around and she has a face that is just stunning. Don't getme wrong, i would like a little more meat on her - i mean, there's more fat in a Uni-Slim Bar - but she is just so .... Pretty. If i can say that without sounding too gay. Anyway, photo link below - and it's clean.
(Just cut and paste it to your address bar)

http://www.premiermodelmanagement.com/ViewPreview.aspx?refnum=37364

100 Number/Quotes/Movies

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/one-hundred-p1.php

The above is a 10 min clip made by someone with a lot of time on their hand, but it's still very interesting.

100 Movie Clips, Stating 100 Numbers from 100 down to 0.

Anyway, all is good, just saying hello, if you want to say hi - pleaseeeee do!

Later

Dean.

I laughed my head off the other day - i saw an advert for a barbie doll that had a dog that could do a dump - i mean, you lifted his tail and a lump of what looks like rabbit shyte pops out its butt - very very funny. Whats next AJH (most Dubs will know that, this stands for AHHHH-JAYSUS-HOWAYEAH) Barbie.


Later

Dean

Sorry

I just wanted to say sorry to any americans that might look at one of my inserts about Mr George Bush and think that i am painting them allwith the same brush. I am just painting the ones who voted for the man TWICE. That's all, and i am not sying i think they are stupid or anything, i was just ranting and annoyed and concerned as i have added another child to this world, and when you do a quick look at how it is compared to how it was when we were born - it's gotten in bad shape in the last 30 years (Yeah I'm 30).

So no, i am not just annoyed at Bush, i am sure he is trying his best, the way he thinks his people want him to run the place. I think it's time for a change i all.

Anyway, just saw the latest trailer for Transformers and it is going to be amazing!!!!!!!

http://playlist.yahoo.com/makeplaylist.dll?sid=37083750&sdm=web&qtw=640&qth=400

Copy and paste this, it looks soo cool.

Dean

Will Farrell & Pierce Brosnan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1ZaGXIMi0E

This is one of the funniest Will Farrell Sketches i've seen in a long time.

The other fella is Pierce Brosnan (James Bond)

Sooooo Funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVDVEH1_FI&mode=related&search=

Will Farrell Bloopers and try and spot Pierce again.

REM

1983 - Murmur
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784683

1984 - Reckoning
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784685

1985 - Fables Of The Reconstruction
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784690

1986 - Lifes Rich Pageant
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784693

1987 - Document
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784699

1988 - Eponymous
http://rs20.rapidshare.com/files/20478768/REM_-_Eponymous.rar
PASSWORD www.leechme.info

1988 - Green
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784701

1991 - Out Of Time
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784703

1992 - Automatic For The People
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784705

1994 - Monster
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784706

1996 - New Adventures In Hi-Fi
http://www.badongo.com/file/1784707

1998 - Up
http://www.badongo.com/file/1785390

2001 - Reveal
http://www.badongo.com/file/1785391

2004 - Around The Sun
http://www.badongo.com/file/1785393


My Favourite Stuff

Just copy the http address under each album, and paste it into your address bar.

My Box

I have recenltly been using a site called www.box.net and they are brillient. I mean, with the web site i have ... spaces.live.com site, there are options ot add usic and videos etc, but you have to have them on net somewhere, you can't just upload them from your PC, so i found a free WEB Storage Site, called box.net

Very easy to use and great for storing stuff, that you can send links to friends, especially when you don't want to e-mail the whole file, you just send the link and let them download if for themselves - VERY HANDY.



Anyway sometimes i can actually take a good picture, sometimes, anyway, was out for a walk the other day with the girls - The Older 2 - and i took a few snaps. We were chasing butterflies and watching bees fly around, and i took a pic of the road that i drive on every day to and from my house (and yes it is in the middle of nowhere)




Gotta go

Dean

Tired

Sorry a little tired today, I'll be in better form with more to say tomorrow.

Next time you see someone walking around a shopping mall or even down the road, and he or she is loosing it with the kids, try not to judge - kids have a way of twisting every nerve you have and playing every card they can in order to get what they want, which might be as silly as saying "i don't want to go to bed" at 11pm (and she's 4). So there is an idea where my head is at.


Oh and the above child is for display purposes only - he is not mine, i did a google search for "Screaming Kid" and he came up, he was very cute before doing this face, i made sure it wasn't a nasty site i took it from.

Anyway, here is a funny too, so try and laugh,

Election Time

Isn't it amazing that we get soooo worked up about our own politicians when in fairness they do nothing on the global scale (or any scale for that matter), and yet we pay little attention to elections of the American President and he has the power to affect the entire planet. I mean, even little old Ireland got dragged into his little project of kill all the Terrorists "Over There". WE had threats that Shannon and Dublin Airport was going to be targetted.
What i am saying is that when the Americans are electing a president, maybe next time they might think of the all of us (the world) when hitten that button for their choice. Then maybe they might actually pick someone who not only looks out for them, but doens't screw the rest of us at the same time. They are a super power after all, maybe we all should get a vote. I mean, i am paying higher fuel costs partly becasue of that gimp, and Ireland is getting sun burnt like mad at the moment because of his lack of care for the environment. Anyway, enough ranting, the man is a fool, at least he'll be gone next year. What was wrong with Clinton, so he cheated with an intern - and got caught, and then lied. But no buildings fell down killing thousands, and sending all your troops to be shot at or killed. The last person to do that before Clinton was ... oh look a Bush again.
God i hope the daughter doesn't go into politics, cause by then the Americans will have forgotten what a Bush in the White House is like, and will vote her in for her name.


And while i don't watch Big Brother or that crap - i only have 4 channels and they are all Irish Run, you couldn't have missed how much of a pure slapper this Female is. ( I wrote female, as i was trying to not be too precise as to what i could call her, other then a complete ignorant moran)

Football

Nothing much to add today, just thought that this picture is a perfect way to describe how much i hate football. Probably from growing up with looser Liverpool fans as family (another reason why i left Dublin in a hurry).

Such a silly sport.

Later

Dean.

oh go here for the latest spiderman 3 and Harry Potter Trailers - cool site.
http://www.themoviebox.net/trailers/

Ella

We are all great, Everyone is taking to her and she is fitting in just perfect into the Robins Household.

Talk to you all later.

Dean

Here it comes

If i don't add a blog for a few days, it will be becaused i willhave had to rush to hospital for the birth of my 3rd child.

Not sure if it's a boy or girl, but i have 2 girls already, and don't mind either way.

Take it easy and i'll be in touch.



This was just funny!

April Already

well, i am not going to do the usual "Time is flying" crap, instead i am doing the - "Christmas is Coming" thing - how original.

Anyway, hope y'all are good. fi you are a fan of scrubs then this link is sooo funny all i can say is "THE TODD"

www.thetoddtime.com





oh and a cribble - know what i hate.
Cheap airline couriers that say - 10 Euro for a flight to the UK and then when you get to the paying stage it works out about 700% more then that.
I got flights for 10 Euro return to the UK, and wa then asked to pay 79.99 with taxes etc.
So the best way is to walk!! Like Jesus, could you imagine if we could actually walk on water, i mean you would have marathons across the atlantic, and less drowning.

Ah, sure , it would never work.
Ponder this - the "Story" of Jesus for all you christians out there - -

Do you think that maybe Jesus came from the future, i mean every "Miracle" he did we can either do now, or Doc McCoy could!!! Think about it.

My Space

I recently logged into the Zach Braff Site - to keep an eye on him, and found a "Mypspace" link.

Till now i had managed to stay away from it, thinking it a little over used and too intrusive, like Beebo for the over 16's, but i recently got a mail from someone reminding me that my profile was incorrect and that i should fix it.

I went back in - made the changes and now i go and check my mail and blog and others every day - i'm hooked, and now i am typing mad every day when i get to work as i have no internet access at home, but have loads to write - well at 12 at night i do anyway.

Anyway, i recently got a new phone and have managed to get an access number for my mobile to dial into and i now feel like Michael Weston. ( He was cool in Scrubs, and Garden State as the funny cop and the heart broken guy in The Last Kiss.


See the below link - very funny to Zach Braff Log enry for Dial Up.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=1138819616

Gotta go - have a good one.

www.myspace.com/djdrobins

And if you have a myspace - be-friend.

Killarney

Not much to say - went to Killarney over the weekend for a few days, and it is an amazing part of the world.

10 Rules

1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

2. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.

3. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!

4. Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.

5. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.

6. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.

7. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.

8. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.

9. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.

10. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.

Clock

Did anyone spot the clock i put above- pretty cool huh.

Not as easy as you'd think, considering i am not too good at html script - i did an ok job.

Not too sure of the hands though, might be a little too hard to see.

gotta go, will post again later - anyone any funnies mail me - djdrobins@gmail.com

Sorry

Firstly i am sorry if the above offends anyone, the minute i saw it and every time after i just chuckle, i think the face matches the phrasing sooooo much.

A friend of mine told me that there is a whole selection of these statues that you can buy and Jesus has this grin on his face. I tell you if these were at the church in Dromahane I'd go more often. I mean, a face like that - you can't help but smile.

Jaysuuuuus

Zach Braff

If you like Zach Braff - which i do (JD Scrubs Etc) then you will love this new comedy coming out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnnZ3LvN-0

Trailer above,

www.zachbraff.com - Zach Braff's web site.

Friends - LOL

I got this sent to me from a friend and i thought it was very funny.


I eventually got Cary Borthers 2 EP's as well, not an easy thing to get, and you can't get them in the shops here is good old Ireland. At least i couldn't, i am sure some clever clogs is going to say "I got it in HMV on Grafton Street" or some crap like that.

Anyway
Rant over - oh, a 7 1/2 min clip for Spiderman 3 is out - do a google and you'll find it, i aint linking you too it, or go to www.comingsoon.net and they have a link to it.

Looks coooooool, some big big movies coming this summer. I read a review of a bloke that saw the screening of the new Harry Potter flick, and he said it looks great.

gotta go - LATER.

Imogen Heap

Imogen Heap - a favourite artist of mine.

Enclosed is a link to a song that she released for an album that was to do with the plagues of the world (Weird), but the track is fantastic.

Just "right click" it and "save as" to your machine - anywhere.
It's mp3 and about 5 meg.

Enjoy

http://ytopia.net/mp3download_14480.html

Funny

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/ali-g-ounce-p1.php?vid=9056

This is Ali G - Who Wants to Win An Ounce.

It's about 3 mins long, and very very funny.

I'll add again later,

Dean

Blades Of Glory - & Calvin

Saw this thought that it was incredibly funny, i have a rake of them, so don't worry - there are more where this came from.

http://www.cinemas-online.co.uk/content/run_trailer.php?tFn=blades_of_glory_trailer_850k.mov

The above link is to the latest Will Farrell Movie - "Blades of Glory", and after watching Tallageda Nights over the weekend, this is going to be wet yourself funny.

Have fun, talk to you tomorrow.

Let the boldness begin!!

This is a temp site, that i will go into every now and again, if people want to contact me, or if i just want to post things that, aren't necessarly about the house.

Oh and on this site = you don't need to know how to spell correctly, and good grammer will be seen as a weakness and frowned apon.

Take it easy and talk to you allllll soon.

Oh, and you should be allowed to reply and comment here without having to sign in etc.

Later,

Dean