1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
2. There may be no 'I' in team, but there's a 'ME' if you look hard enough.
3. Show me a good loser and I'll show you a LOSER!
4. Never do today that which will become someone else’s responsibility tomorrow.
5. If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation.
6. If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked.
7. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
8. Avoid employing unlucky people - throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.
9. I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
10. If you're gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes - make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast.
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