Funny Sayings

Not very tastefull but being an EX-Dub, i've actually heard most of these, and when used in the right moment are incredibly funny - a little cruel - but funny.


Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers

Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart

Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza

Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry

Shes a face like a chewed toffee

Me mickeys so hard id club a whale

He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup

He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician

She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn

I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.

No show pony but would do for a ride around the house

I left her with a face like a painters radio

She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle

If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one

She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab

If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall

Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her.

Bon Ivir

http://djdrobins.fileave.com/Site Music Or Clips/Bon Ivor - Skinny Love.mp3

OK - Enclosed is a track from Bon Ivir - lovely song - very soft and worth the listen.

This was just Funny Funny

Diet Water

Next you'll be able to buy clean fresh mountain air - in a can.

Mad Mad Mad.

Sorry not in good form today - discovered that i am missing 3 of my favourite DVD's. Someone came into my house, opened up the boxes and then took the discs for 3 movies, then closed the boxes up - put them back into their slips and put the box etc back in the shelf. I went to watch Spiderman 3 the other night and found the disc gone. I thought that maybe it was missplaced into the Spiderman 2 box - went to it, found that the movie disc was gone too. Checked them all to find that my very first DVD Ever was gone too. They had left the special features discs - just took the movie disc. I always trust people too much. I have about 150 DVD's and friends and family are always asking for a lend and i am chuffed that they like my style of DVDs. Now i have to cut it back and i hate doing that - all because some git thought he/she'd get away with it.

See you tomorrow.

Funnies Part 1

Found this and horribly enough it occured that it might actually happen.
Homer Simposon trying to vote and the machine just being a machine.
In fairness - Bush got elected!!!!

I'm Back! - Kind of

I read on CNN that 20% of employers search applicants online. And when i did a search of my name Dean Robins, i was shown this. Actually i was shown a Calvin and Hobbes picture - i was rather proud.

Anyway, i thought that i would come back every few days and add a new photo, and when employers do a pictures seach of "Dean Robins" they might get some funny stuff.

So here is todays funny. Well funny ish.

Art or Graffiti

I took this photo on a wall around the corner of one of the old Maternity Hospitals in Cork city - Ireland.



I tought that it was cool, something eerry about it too. I have seen stuff like this on walls in Chernobyl.

http://www.funforever.net/wp-content/chernobyl.jpg

Anyway, there is another can of worms, people think because it's not in the papers or telly that it might be gone away - it's still there, and strangly it'll be there long after we are all gone.

http://www.26-04-1986.com/

Go to that site, it's not spam, or horrific, it's just eye opening.

Later

Deean