Tuesday 22 March 2016
Thursday 12 November 2009
College is Crazy
Well it's been months - really, months since I last popped in here and added a comment or link or whatever. I've just been sooo busy with college it's not even funny.
Anyway, I'll just jump in and get started - a funny pic for the mood I'm in.
A lot has happened since I was last here - joined facebook - got sick of it, and left facebook (Of course I'm back into it again).
Have been to France for a few months and back again. Tonnes.
Anyway, will be back here more often looking for help from anyone out there.
I am doing a study for final year project - a Vertical Axis Wind Turbine.
Picture enclosed to give you an idea of the coolness of the project.
See you soon.
Dean
Tuesday 2 December 2008
Darwin in Funny - Not as funny as Ireland!
Not much going on these days - word is that after christmas i'll be looking for a new job. Construction industry is after coming to a grinding halt and we are all going to feel it.
So any offers for someone who has need for someone with 12 years structural steel exprience? Amazing, this country was burning money left right, 2 billion over budget for a luas rail line and no-one said boo, and within 4 months it all just stops. The government are now soooooo stupid that they would prefer people on the un-employment line then start building things that they will need in the future - schools, hospitals, community centres. Oh and they are real clever and in order to make sure people have no money to spend they increase taxes so we are kept in the crapper for longer.
So Board Failte (Irish Tourist Board) are going to have a tough time trying to sell this country for the next few years - general election is in 2 years!!!!! How can the people demand a general election sooner - or can we.
So any offers for someone who has need for someone with 12 years structural steel exprience? Amazing, this country was burning money left right, 2 billion over budget for a luas rail line and no-one said boo, and within 4 months it all just stops. The government are now soooooo stupid that they would prefer people on the un-employment line then start building things that they will need in the future - schools, hospitals, community centres. Oh and they are real clever and in order to make sure people have no money to spend they increase taxes so we are kept in the crapper for longer.
So Board Failte (Irish Tourist Board) are going to have a tough time trying to sell this country for the next few years - general election is in 2 years!!!!! How can the people demand a general election sooner - or can we.
Wednesday 5 November 2008
Funny Sayings
Not very tastefull but being an EX-Dub, i've actually heard most of these, and when used in the right moment are incredibly funny - a little cruel - but funny.
Sweating like a nun in a field full of cucumbers
Jaysis shes a set of milkers on her that would feed a mart
Ive a horn on me that would bait pavorriti away from a pizza
Ive a horn on me that would bait a donkey out of a quarry
Shes a face like a chewed toffee
Me mickeys so hard id club a whale
He has rubber-lined pockets so he can steal soup
He thinks manual labour is a Spanish musician
She had a face on her that would drive rats from a barn
I'd crawl a million miles across broken glass to kiss the exhaust of
the van that took her dirty knickers to the laundry.
No show pony but would do for a ride around the house
I left her with a face like a painters radio
She's got more chins than a Chinese phone book
Jaysus, ya wouldn't ride her into battle
If I'd a bag of bruised willies I wouldn't give her one
She had a f@nny like a badly packed kebab
If I'd a garden full of mickeys I wouldn't let her look over the wall
Give her a boot in the hole and a bucket of mickeys would fall out of her.
Thursday 16 October 2008
Bon Ivir
Tuesday 14 October 2008
Monday 13 October 2008
Diet Water
Next you'll be able to buy clean fresh mountain air - in a can.
Mad Mad Mad.
Sorry not in good form today - discovered that i am missing 3 of my favourite DVD's. Someone came into my house, opened up the boxes and then took the discs for 3 movies, then closed the boxes up - put them back into their slips and put the box etc back in the shelf. I went to watch Spiderman 3 the other night and found the disc gone. I thought that maybe it was missplaced into the Spiderman 2 box - went to it, found that the movie disc was gone too. Checked them all to find that my very first DVD Ever was gone too. They had left the special features discs - just took the movie disc. I always trust people too much. I have about 150 DVD's and friends and family are always asking for a lend and i am chuffed that they like my style of DVDs. Now i have to cut it back and i hate doing that - all because some git thought he/she'd get away with it.
See you tomorrow.
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